- Why is there no such thing as vegetarian food at an airport outside of salad?
- What other kind of electronic devices would one have on their person that’s not portable?
- How do I get one of those cool reflector belts the guys waving sticks on the runway wear?
- How is it that I always cause a scene at the security check points by woefully forgetting to take out my laptop or remove one of my many metallic accessories?
- Why are people going back to Memphis super nice and people leaving New York City total and complete assholes? (I’m not biased, I saw it with my own eyeballs!)
- Why can’t I frolic in the clouds?
- Will listening to music during take off really down the plane? Really?
- Why does the cabin smell like lighter fluid?
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