… babes have it easy…
I’ve always wanted to be a Fanta girl. Haven’t you? Even the boys?
I mean, if it comes down to a nuclear holocaust, the Fanta girls will be the ones who come out on top, to procreate—survive the race. They’re bright. They’re colorful. And in the worst moments, a Fanta girl would be optimistic and fun to have around. They seem spunky enough to do their chores—and better yet, look good doing it. They don’t get old. And they sure know how to move it.
Fanta girls don’t carry baggage. ONLY tasty fruity beverages! They always feel like making out and when they want to, they get to. When someone’s upset with them, they get over it because they’re Fanta girls! Who could be angry with a Fanta girl? They don’t do drugs. They don’t chew their nails. And they dance!