TIME WARP - a list of my fears
Yeah, so ever heard of stir crazy? That’s me. Lifetime, Oxygen, E! Day time TV.
later…
I’m scared of: Saddam, terrorists, asbestos, cigarettes, guns, angry black men, gays, skin heads, fires, sharks, cancer, Janet Reno, going outside, hurricanes, hell, France, flying, downtown NYC, blindness, not recycling, falling, car wrecks, the drug war, food, the Holocaust, ticks, foul language, anarchy, fat, the South, dolphins, cell phone tumors, aliens, blackouts, George W. Bush, equality of the sexes, volcanoes, too much television, John Tesh, flu shots, Spanish, super models, cigars, fries, Christian Scientists, conspiracy theories, anti-Israel sentiments, deer, losing my job, Christina’s outfit, hackers, disliking the GAP, having a family, not having a family, down or sudden infant death syndrome,$19.95, trust-fund kids, porn, poverty, hating baseball, being un-American.