From my film - Electronic Devices
Top Ten Things You need to be a Rock Goddess
By: Hilary
10. Glitter. Lots of glitter. (including, but not limited to: Lipstick, body paint, guitar strap, etc).
9. Not a boyfriend, but many.
8. Good hair with drastic highlights. (ex. Blue/brown/pink on blonde).
7. Boots and miniskirts.
6. Good feminist politics for the depth of performance.
5. The respect and adoration of young rebels.
4. Good lighting and an excellent publicist.
3. Free stuff from top designers (an absolute “must” for award shows).
2. A stylish personal assistant.
1. Kick ass songs.
Top Ten Reasons why it Rocks to be a Rock Star
By: Parker
10. The music.
9. Getting invited to the playboy mansion.
8. Money
7. Adoration of millions of fans that you can brainwash into doing mindless acts.
6. Being above the law.
5. Trashing a hotel room for the hell of it.
4. Punching paparazzi cameramen in the face.
3. Being drunk all the time.
2. Having other celebrities suck your dick (in a figerative and literal standpoint).
1. The chicks.