Dear Rachel, (a letter to a mean friend)
Dear Rachel,
It is the general consensus that you are unwelcome in this household this evening unless you are here to clean up your mess. If you chose to do this, the prophesy as stated to you previously will not be upheld. Otherwise, you will have declared war, and will cause grievances amongst the gods and the stars.
You have distilled disappointment in the hearts of your “friends”. We mistakenly trusted you and you bastardized that and everything we used to think of you. Instead of releasing your juvenile tendencies on those who better deserved it, you felt compelled to submit your actions upon people who cared about you.
It was a humoring event when we realized it was you, but after you neglected to clean up after your childish prank, it caused us needless labor undeservingly. Please consider that we are not bitter, angry, or unamused. Only vengeful.
Be wary, my friend,
Amy
Beth
Miriam